Thanks for reading and responding, Michelle!
The always hilarious and direct, Niki Marinis, knocked it out of the park with this story that addresses most of your points:
My story was for the sincere, earnest guys who reach out to women with thought-out responses and are, nonetheless, ignored. In other words, I guess my target audience for this particular story was “right reasons” guys rather than the lazy/hook-up/sleazy guys.
Thanks so much for reading and providing additional examples of why women ignore guys in the online dating world!