Thanks for reading and for getting my humor! It was certainly an honest, heartfelt piece but was written fairly tongue-in-cheek.
I have been “turned down” for being not crazy enough. A lot of dudes love their chicks set to “crazy town”. Most just aren’t honest about it. I’ll respect a guy a whole lot more if he just owns that.
Wishing you and your small army of cats all the best! The good news is that I’m pretty sure I’m the anomaly: most chicks love cats and wine. I feel MUCH more confident that you’ll find your match way before I do!