So glad you appreciated the humor — I sincerely thought you would. You and your girlfriend sound like a fun match, which delights me!
I have had a few people ask that I write a guy version. Somehow I was more comfortable writing about my own gender. But a half-dozen people have requested the male version, so I may need to give it more thought. If I think I can do a worthy job, I will!
Thanks for reading — so glad you found me out here in mediumland!