Oh, Shani! That is the hardest I have laughed this week! (In fact, I’m going to share it on FB — I have a small group that is tickled by my ridiculous dating foibles and I think they might get a kick out of your latest.)

I mean, it’s depressing. But it’s funny as hell, too.

What a talent you are! And how bummed am I that what you say is true. I wouldn’t recommend Austin either, but surely there is SOMEWHERE better for you to find a decent person!

I remain #teamshani!