Oh, geez! Things to look forward to. Can I be your plus one for the wedding: I’ll discreetly stake him out, bring my popcorn, and take copious notes!

He’s a straight up loony tune. Like, I’m worried about him and every person he comes in contact with. I’m hoping he realizes he needs some serious therapy.

On a good note: you’re bound to find someone more stable soon. With a bar that low, I’m feeling confident you will!

Hang in there, Stephanie! I think you’re the bees knees!