“You like two pop culture things I like, so that should be enough information about me. If you could come fuck me as I’m on my way out of town that would be fantastic for me. I don’t need to ask your name.”

Oh.

My.

Lord.

I’m shaking my head and laughing, too. It’s endlessly absurd, isn’t it?!?

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