Niki, I cannot even! I am cracking up over here! (I really promise I will only moderately stalk you.) I’ve got a few friends on FB who I know will find you as amusing as I do. I’m not sure what the etiquette is here, but I’m going to mention you on my FB page and hope they can find you. I think you’re fantastic even if (or because) you have a crappy dating life! #kindredspirits