I woke up this morning to discover your response, Jon Scott! I have so many thoughts!
Let’s start here: I’ve been on Medium since October and this is the most charming, unexpected, and witty thing I have read! The levels of my delight cannot be sufficiently expressed!
I feel unworthy. You probably knocked that out in a few moments, which makes me jealous and awestruck. I could have a month and would be incapable of writing something like that.
I am so touched that you would whip this out and share it with me, a completely random stranger, that I actually got a little teary-eyed. (I’m really not a particularly weepy, emotional chick for the record.)
What a gem of a way to start my random Wednesday in June. I’m sharing this sucker with my pals on Facebook and know that they will be tickled, too.
Hopefully my words sufficiently convey my amusement and gratitude.
I need to hire you to do this to ALL my stories!
You have made my day! My sincerest thanks!