I know that the internet likes fluffy animals and so far I’ve spoken about disemboweling (not at my hands) and some wannabe activists turning up (not my fault) and a bird dying (I tried to save it) and a baby rat running away (It may have been a dream)

I think I read this when I was out and always meant to tell you that (right or wrong), I cackled at that sentence!

In fact I just re-read it and let out a single cackle once more.

You’re the best, Jon Scott!

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