I Matched with One of the Most Eligible Bachelors on Bumble

More Lessons in Dating

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I matched with one of the most eligible middle-aged bachelors on Bumble.

Granted, he’s only 5'9". (And I’m skeptical about that. I suspect he’s 5'8", which is fine with me since I’m only 5'4".)

Let me rephrase: I matched with one of the most eligible middle-aged bachelors…