I just giggled! THANK YOU! (Maybe he’s into Victorian or turn-of-the-century English kink. Geez. I feel like that is probably an actual thing. I’m not googling it to confirm.)

And the whole: aren’t we all just mutually looking for someone special?

Honestly, I liked that he had the douchebag comment in there to level out the schmaltz. He felt balanced (for lack of a better word).

If he wanted a kink-friendly chick, his profile just didn’t make ANY sense!

Thank you for reading, MFHopkins!