I am a graduate of the Mark Starlin and P.G. Barnett School of Parody! I NEVER thought I would be able to write a song parody, but they made it seem so fun. It’s like an addiction now!

Additionally: I don’t seem to have normal human responses to a lot of things. I typically view life events through a slightly warped sense of humor.

I’m so relieved you weren’t offended because I was a bit hesitant to publish this. I thought it was funny and amusing, though — that’s my low bar!

Queen of mixtapes. Lover of music, travel, and fashion. Authentic sharer of life lessons and dating foibles.

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