He makes solo appearances, too, under “man” or “hipster” or “guy” (something like that)!

Is he cheating on her? On the hunt for the latest organic, naturally-sourced, and farm-raised bouquet of flowers to make up for being late to yesterday’s meeting? Scouting out new boho chic jewellers for her and the trendiest new grooming products from him? The mind reels at the possibilities!