Disney State of Mind
A BMT Mixtape

There are four types of people: (1) Disney fanatics, (2) Disney lovers, (3) People who like Disney, but need someone to show them the way, and (4) Disney haters.
I’m solidly in the second category.
Throughout the 80s, my mom would drive me and my sister down to Orlando for a few days once a year. Despite the fact that she was 100 pounds overweight and…